Ode To Fruit Cocktail

What does fruit cocktail have to do with business? You’ll see (though you’ll probably groan) when you get there.

This rumination is a lot like fruit cocktail, actually — fruit trees, fruit wars, indestructible kitchen tables, World War II, Halloween, India Ink, octopi, lady’s perms, boiled eyeballs, galvanized steel shards, and dead rodents. This all before we get to the business part, which is more like an odd afterthought. Have fun.